Meh jokes..

by Sael April 29th 2009, 5:48 pm

3 Girls are in jail (a blond, red-head, and brunette), the jail has 100 fleets of stairs. The guard there tells them that they are going to walk up the 100 flights of stairs, and he is going to tell them a joke at every one of them, and if they can go the entire way without laughing, they will be free to go.
So they began walking up the steps, and hearing HILARIOUS jokes from the guard.
At the 25th flight of stairs, the brunette burst out laughing.
At the 70th flight of stairs, the red-head burst out laughing.
And at the 99th flight of stairs, just before she got to the top, the blonde HOWLED with laughter and shouted "I just figured out the first joke!!"
Razz

3 Daughters were wanting to go on dates, so the farmer wanted to meet their dates(With a Shotgun), when the first date arrived he said, "Hi, my name's Joe, i'm here for flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The Farmer let Flo and Joe go on their date.

The second Date arrived and said, "Hi, i'm Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna eat some spaghetti, is she ready?" The Farmer let Eddie and Betty got on their date.

The third and final date arrived and said, " Hi, I'm chuck..." The Farmer shot him. ownt...
Razz

Blonde Driving
A car is driving down the street when all of a sudden it starts violently swerving across the road.

The car keeps going back and forth, delaying traffic for miles until someone finally phones the police.

A police officer pulls the car over and approaches the window. A blonde rolls down the window. "Excuse me, ma'am, but is there any explanation for your reckless driving?" he says.

The blonde says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. There was a tree in the road, and I swerved. Then I saw another tree, and another, right in the middle of the road! So I had to swerve to keep from hitting them!"

The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Sorry that the second one is a little...inapropiate. But is sure dang funny!